random

starbux/ stupak moments:


"shanti ang ganda mo pag nakaganyan hair mo !"
"sa likod lang pala...."
"pag nag pic tayo ah ! talikod ka ! para maganda!"

"shanti! geisha!"
"Ano ?"
"meet shanti geisha"
"bakit geisha?"
"EH GAY SYA EH MAGAGAWA MO?"
"anong gay?"
"gay take it as it is. GAY SYA!!"

Faith moments:

chinese period:
(chinese accent) "ok you pass the paper now"
*reese double checks papers*
"LAO SHI ! ONLY 36 !!! WEI SHE ME ?!!?!?"
"CNO HINDE PUMASA NG PAPEl ????"
"ANO BA PASS NYO NA!!"

*back at shanti's seat*
"psstt... pam .. feeling koh ako yun .. pero kasi eh .. di koh na alam kung nasaan papel koh .. baka na pass na?"

"PASS MO NA ! UMAMIN KA NA KUNG CNO KA MAN !"
*reese searches for the person who ddnt pass*
"GUYS NAHANAP KO NA KUNG CNO DI NAG PASS !
*whispers* CNO ?? CNO ??
"Si ano ... "
"AH !! HAHAHAH HAHAHAHA HAHAHA"
"cno cno ???"
"Ah !!!! hahahahah !! "
"DI Nya ATA ALAM SYA YUN eh !!"
"cno cno?"
fleur: "AHHH ... AHHH .... *stares at shanti and laughs * AHHHH"
"kalabit pei, SI ano ..." *still eyes shanti ang smiling weirdly"

shanti: *shit ako ata yun...*

after a while

shanti: " ako ba yun????"

wahahaha !

"ok lang yan shanti, papel lang yan ... kung gustoh mo bibilhan ka namin ng isang rim"

"knock-knock"
"who's der?"
"honda"
"honda who?"
"honda-ran-dan-dan- tun ! HAPPY BIRTTHHDAY TOO YOUUU !!!"
"happy birthdaaayy REESEEe !!"


"Les Cloches de Corneville - HARD CORE PORN NG EL FILI (?) !" O_O

"shanti! you're weird"
"I'm not weird! I'm just special!"
"Oh nga, special nga, SOBRANG sobra pa nga eh"
"Ibang level na na toh"


"OMG IT's LASTIC MAN ! O_o "

"ALPHA ! how high is your moral ??"
"ma'am the highest ma'am"
"and how high is that?"
"ma'am so high na kakabuhay ng PaaaAAAATAAAAYYYYY MA'AM!"

"A CADET DOES NOT COVER THE FAULTS OF OTHERS!!!!!!"
"IM NOT A CADET MA'AM!!!!!!! ..... i'm a cadette" *kembot*

hahaha !